PLANT CASUALTY REGISTRY
The official records of plant casualties.
CHECKING THE RECORDS...
| Case # | Plant Name | Species | Cause of Death | Date |
|---|
No matching casualties found.
Apparently even the Bureau has its limits.
The records room is temporarily unavailable.
The plants remain deceased.
Search currently covers the 100 most recently published records.
WHY THE RECORDS MATTER
WHY THE RECORDS MATTER
Frequently.
Sometimes suspiciously.
The Registry exists so no one has to pretend their fiddle leaf fig "just wasn’t happy here."
It’s proof that you are not the only person who has overwatered, underwatered, forgotten, scorched, drowned, or somehow managed to kill a cactus.
Everybody’s got a story
Some are tragic. Some are preventable. Most are both.
Nobody’s keeping score
Officially, this is a judgment-free department.
The plants probably are
And frankly, they seem a little dramatic about it.
