Plant Killers Welcome | Free Plant Death Certificate

A terracotta-colored plastic pot lying on its side with dark soil and green leafy plant sprigs spilling out, set against a solid bright yellow background.

IN LOVING MEMORY OF YOUR PLANT.

Almost everyone’s killed a plant. Give yours the send-off it deserves.

OFFICIAL PLANT RECORDS
Tell us about your plant casualty.

Plant Name

Species

Cause of Death

How Long Did It Last?

ZIP Code

Optional. For completely unnecessary plant casualty statistics.

Add this one to the official casualty list.
Your plant's name, species, cause of death and case number may show up in the Plant Killer Registry. Your email and ZIP code stay private.

PLANT KILLERS WELCOME

YOU’RE IN GOOD COMPANY.

Most plant people have a body count.

This is where we stop pretending otherwise. Laugh about the casualties, learn a little, and give the next one a better shot.

No judgment. No green-thumb gatekeeping. Just better odds next time.

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This plant's gone. Let's fix the next one.

Your case is officially on the record.

YOU’RE IN GOOD COMPANY.