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SCRIPTS

Plant care. Once a month.

Complete plant nutrition made simple. Rip one open, mix with 32 oz of water, and water your plants. No measuring. No complicated feeding schedule.

24 pre-measured SCRIPTS

1 SCRIPT + 32 oz water

Use once a month

$34.99
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How it works

RIP IT. POUR IT. WATER.

Rip open one pre-measured SCRIPT and pour the entire packet into 32 oz of water. Use that water on your plants like a normal watering.

Do it once a month. That’s it.

How many plants does one SCRIPT cover?

One SCRIPT makes 32 oz of plant-feeding water.

As a general guide:

  • 4" pots: about 5 plants
  • 6" pots: about 2–3 plants
  • 8" pots: about 1–2 plants
  • 10" pot: about 1 plant

Larger pots may require more than one SCRIPT. Coverage varies based on pot size and how much water your plants normally need.

How long will one pouch last?

Each pouch contains 24 pre-measured SCRIPTS.

A typical collection of 4–5 houseplants uses about 2 SCRIPTS per month, so one package can last about a year.

Smaller collections may last longer. Larger plants or larger collections will use SCRIPTS faster.

Directions

Once a month:

1. RIP IT
Open one SCRIPT.

2. POUR IT
Pour the entire packet into 32 oz of water.

3. WATER
Water your plants normally with the mixture.

Then go back to your normal watering routine. Use SCRIPT during one watering each month, not every time you water.

Is this fertilizer?

Yes — SCRIPT is real liquid plant food.

The difference is how you use it.

Instead of measuring fertilizer from a bottle or figuring out a feeding schedule, SCRIPT is already pre-measured for you:

1 SCRIPT + 32 oz water. Once a month.

We took the traditional fertilizer routine and turned it into a simple monthly plant-care habit.
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SCRIPTS

SCRIPTS

$34.99
YOUR MONTHLY PLANT RITUAL

RIP IT. POUR IT. WATER.

1. RIP IT.

2. POUR IT.

3. WATER

FOR PEOPLE WIHT PLANTS. NOT GARDENS.

You already water them. SCRIPTS makes feeding them just as simple. Once a month. No measuring. No complicated schedule.

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Here's roughly how far it goes.

ONE SCRIPT. 32 OZ OF WATER.

4" pot

about 5 plants

6" pot

about 2–3 plants

8" pot

about 1–2 plants

10" pot

about 1 large plant

24 SCRIPTS.

ONE SIMPLE MONTHLY RITUAL.

NO MEASURING.

Pre-measured. Just rip and pour.

NO BIG BOTTLES.

24 little SCRIPTS.

ONCE A MONTH.

That's the routine.

JUST ADD WATER.

Then water your plants like you already do.

FOR PEOPLE WITH PLANTS. NOT GARDENS.

1 PLANT. | 4 PLANTS. | A WHOLE DAMN APARTMENT FULL.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What is SCRIPT?

SCRIPT is pre-measured liquid plant food designed to make feeding your plants a simple monthly habit. Each packet mixes with 32 oz of water. No measuring. No bottles. No complicated feeding schedule.

How do I use it?

Rip it. Pour it. Water. Open one SCRIPT, pour the entire packet into 32 oz of water, and use the mixture to water your plants normally. Use SCRIPT for one watering each month.

How many plants will one SCRIPT cover?

One SCRIPT makes 32 oz of plant-feeding water. As a general guide, that covers about five 4" pots, two to three 6" pots, one to two 8" pots, or one 10" pot. Larger pots may require more than one SCRIPT. Actual coverage depends on how much water your plants normally need.

Can I use SCRIPT on all my houseplants?

SCRIPT is designed for common indoor, patio, and container plants. Because plant needs vary, follow the directions on the package and use plant-specific care guidance for unusually sensitive or specialty plants.

How long does one pouch last?

Each pouch contains 24 SCRIPTS. How long it lasts depends on how many plants you have and how much water they need. A smaller collection may use one SCRIPT per month, while larger collections may use more than one.

Is SCRIPT fertilizer?

Yes. SCRIPT is a liquid plant food/fertilizer, packaged as a simple monthly ritual. The formula provides nutrients your plants can use, while the pre-measured packets make feeding easier and more consistent.